What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

you seamstressed

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.