Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.