What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)