What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)