What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!