How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.