When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

Where does it stop?

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.