Big Hand Jokes

  • How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

    The big hand touches the little hand.

  • When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

    When the big hand touches the little hand.

  • What time was it when Jared got fired?

    When the big hand touched the little hand

  • How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

    When the big hand touches the little hand

  • Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

    That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

  • What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

    When the big hand touches the little one

  • What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

    Well hung!

  • When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

    When the big hand touches the little hand.

  • How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

    The big hand's touching the little hand.

  • When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

    When the big hand touches the little one.

  • What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

    A: When the big hand touches the little hand.