When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.