What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe?

A yeast infection!

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert