What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

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What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.