How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)