What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily