What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Patio Furniture

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A wet one.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.