What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!