What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Chrysler Jokes More Chrysler Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler