What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

they get all over the sheets.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.