What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.