What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.