What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor