What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.