What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

Peer Pressure Jokes More Peer Pressure Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.