What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Conservatory Jokes More Conservatory Jokes

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.