What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What do old people often do?

Die

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Christmas Eve Jokes More Christmas Eve Jokes

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!