What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

How did Henry V reload his rifle?

Once more into the breech, dear friends