What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...