What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)