What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Rock Climber Jokes More Rock Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.