What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

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What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea?

A dead golfer...

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.