What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!