What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!