What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.