What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...