What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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Why men shop at Costco?

Because it's a hoe sale.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55