Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.