What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.