Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Where do criminal spiders hang out?

The deep web

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang