What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.