Brown Jokes

What do you call a white black person?

Brown recluse.

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What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Cartwheel Jokes More Cartwheel Jokes

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Old Stuff Jokes More Old Stuff Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Brown Chicken Jokes More Brown Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken?

Brown chicken brown cow )

Mike Jokes More Mike Jokes

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.