Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Snooker Player Jokes More Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.