What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

College Kid Jokes More College Kid Jokes

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Old Stuff Jokes More Old Stuff Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Mike Jokes More Mike Jokes

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Contribution Jokes More Contribution Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.