When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

Why does the sad crab walk side ways?

Because he has nothing to look forward to

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.