What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste