Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.