What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.