Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Surround Jokes More Surround Jokes

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Pickle Jokes More Pickle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh