What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.