What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Nocturtle

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.