What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What do black people drive?

house prices down

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What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West