What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

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What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale